"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

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wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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helainetieu:

backward-s:

this is absolutely my most favorite

I am in love with love

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rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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